i’m just gonna leave this here
Astonishing, I’m moved to tears
A natural reaction
What a Savage
Wtf that I just read
What other reaction can there be?
Well I’m shook
She got off easy
in sixth grade, i broke someone’s phone because they took my candy. never had to pay
What a beast!
golden, purely golden
Inspiring. I will now respond to future life crises with phone-breakage.
Were not equipped for this sort of issue, call the fbi.
This is wholesome
When I was 16 a girl I liked baked me a birthday cake and I brought it to my friend’s house and while I was eating pizza, his dog was in the other room eating my entire cake. When I finally realized this, I went to find the dog and he was in the other room eating all my pizza.
My relationship with dogs has been poor ever since.