What’s it like being the Australian equivalent of a Canadian, your national bird is just a lame dodo. You probably smell like Vegemite
Yeah, you look like someone who could kill a cactus. Shriveled and empty, just like your life. Could probably kill a pet rock too.
#roasted #nooffense #youaskedandianswered
I luv u and I’m sorry your cactus perished.
you have nice eyes
You’re a great person. It makes me sick
New Zealand more like Cool Zealand
I hate you and you should jump off a cliff
That’s a cool wall
my cacti family is mourning your loss