Roast me pls

What’s it like being the Australian equivalent of a Canadian, your national bird is just a lame dodo. You probably smell like Vegemite

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Yeah, you look like someone who could kill a cactus. Shriveled and empty, just like your life. Could probably kill a pet rock too.

#roasted #nooffense #youaskedandianswered

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I luv u and I’m sorry your cactus perished. :facepunch:

#rOAsTeD

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you have nice eyes

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You’re a great person. It makes me sick

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New Zealand more like Cool Zealand :sunglasses:

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I hate you and you should jump off a cliff

That’s a cool wall

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my cacti family is mourning your loss :cactus:

#cactusfamily

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