Happy birthday to literally the bestest person I’ve ever met, the love of my life and my best friend in the world. I’m so lucky to have met you, and you’ve made my life about a million times better.
From the first time I spoke to you I always knew that you’d reject me for months until I wore you down enough to the point you’d talk to me.
Every time I talk to you it brightens up my day, just makes me feel better, even if it’s literally for 10 seconds and you just call me a butthead and hang up. Just something about you, can’t really put it into words, but you just make me feel safe and comfy.
I can’t give you anything right now, and I totally haven’t bought you anything for the next time I see you, so all I can really say is have a great day, drink tea, play realm, get scratched by cats, fall over, wait a second this has turned into just a list of everything you do now uhhhhhhhhhh back to good things, just enjoy it.
I was trying to find something cool and funny about the number 23, like maybe a cutesy pop culture reference, but the best thing that I found was the line ‘nobody likes you when you’re 23’ from the song what’s my age again by blink-182, guess that could still be accurate since I don’t like you… cringe warning but at least I’m giving you a chance to not see it, I love you
Before someone says it, I know that it isn’t technically the 13th yet but it is here, and I think I’ll be asleep before it gets to the 13th for you, so here’s uh totally a planned present of me going to sleep early! I’m joking bc I’ll find a way to stay awake, but nevertheless the thought is there, and it’s the thought that counts!
I don’t know how long this post is, taken me like longer to type than I’ll sleep, but is ok bc I love you so much and you better have a nice day OR ELSE!!! See you soon, have a great birthday, love you
Every single person on this forum better say happy birthday to @jaydel or there will be consequences for all of you!!!